So my friend and I had just sat down to lunch when he informed me that yesterday he had been an unfortunate victim of a “Stinkle Tinkle.” Confused by the strange, daintily rhymed phrase, I asked him what the hell he meant. He informed me by explaining “It’s that thing where you really have to fart, and you squeeze one out but when you do just a liiiiitle bit of pee comes out. You know, a Stinkle Tinkle.”

Needless to say I was taken back by this new phrase. Sure, I had had my fair share of similar incidents but I had neither the want nor the need to name the function, much less tell people about it. My friend was starting to worry me with his simple minded bodily function recaps.

Now thats not to say I don’t enjoy a good fart story, I love a good story about the wind in brown town. But my friend had just rhymed a phrase that made him sound like a mom potty training a 5 year old.

“You know you also have Mudslide Mouth?” I said.

“What’s that?” My friend asked.

“It’s that thing where you open your mouth to say something and just a liiiitle bit of gay shit comes out.”