{"id":886,"date":"2011-10-18T06:54:22","date_gmt":"2011-10-18T11:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/?p=886"},"modified":"2011-10-24T10:22:29","modified_gmt":"2011-10-24T15:22:29","slug":"fishing-for-evolution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/2011\/10\/fishing-for-evolution\/","title":{"rendered":"FISHING FOR EVOLUTION"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"height: 250px; float:left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/apeman.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/apeman-222x174.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Fish Good\" width=\"222\" height=\"174\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-499\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/apeman-222x174.png 222w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/apeman-250x196.png 250w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/apeman.png 936w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 222px) 100vw, 222px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Give Homo Erectus a fish, feed him for a day, teach Homo Erectus to fish, piss off religious weirdos.<div class=\"merlic_poll_container\"><h3>FISHING FOR EVOLUTION<\/h3><form action=\"\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886\" method=\"post\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"1\"\/> Yuh yuh! Me likey!   <br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"2\"\/> Maybe if I got it for free...   <br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"3\"\/> I wouldn't piss on that if it were on fire\t<br \/><br \/><input type=\"submit\" class=\"merlic_poll_submit\" name=\"submit_poll\" value=\"Vote\" disabled=\"disabled\"\/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"887\" \/><\/form><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Give Homo Erectus a fish, feed him for a day, teach Homo Erectus to fish, piss off religious weirdos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-886","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lab"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=886"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":929,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/886\/revisions\/929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}