{"id":882,"date":"2011-10-18T06:52:46","date_gmt":"2011-10-18T11:52:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/?p=882"},"modified":"2012-01-15T00:54:37","modified_gmt":"2012-01-15T06:54:37","slug":"moms-station-wagon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/2011\/10\/moms-station-wagon\/","title":{"rendered":"MOM&#8217;S STATION WAGON"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"height: 250px; float:left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/drinkanddrive_large.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/drinkanddrive_large-222x222.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Station wagon\" width=\"222\" height=\"222\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-292\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/drinkanddrive_large-222x222.png 222w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/drinkanddrive_large-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/drinkanddrive_large-250x250.png 250w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/drinkanddrive_large-75x75.png 75w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/drinkanddrive_large.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 222px) 100vw, 222px\" \/><\/a><\/a><\/div>\n<p>But mom, that doesn&#8217;t smell like coffee. Shuddup \u2013 it&#8217;s a brown liquid ain&#8217;t it? Now put on your seatbelts.<div class=\"merlic_poll_container\"><h3>MOM'S STATION WAGON<\/h3><form action=\"\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\" method=\"post\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"1\"\/> Yuh yuh! Me likey!   <br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"2\"\/> Maybe if I got it for free...   <br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"3\"\/> I wouldn't piss on that if it were on fire\t<br \/><br \/><input type=\"submit\" class=\"merlic_poll_submit\" name=\"submit_poll\" value=\"Vote\" disabled=\"disabled\"\/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"883\" \/><\/form><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But mom, that doesn&#8217;t smell like coffee. Shuddup \u2013 it&#8217;s a brown liquid ain&#8217;t it? Now put on your seatbelts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-882","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lab"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=882"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":952,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/882\/revisions\/952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}