{"id":870,"date":"2011-10-18T06:49:16","date_gmt":"2011-10-18T11:49:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/?p=870"},"modified":"2012-01-15T00:54:13","modified_gmt":"2012-01-15T06:54:13","slug":"family-first","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/2011\/10\/family-first\/","title":{"rendered":"FAMILY FIRST"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"height: 250px; float:left\"><a href=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/familyfirst_large_3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/familyfirst_large_3-222x222.png\" alt=\"\" title=\"Family first\" width=\"222\" height=\"222\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-289\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/familyfirst_large_3-222x222.png 222w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/familyfirst_large_3-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/familyfirst_large_3-250x250.png 250w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/familyfirst_large_3-75x75.png 75w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/familyfirst_large_3.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 222px) 100vw, 222px\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Not now honey, Daddy&#8217;s getting his tweak on. I&#8217;ll help with your math homework in a little while.<div class=\"merlic_poll_container\"><h3>FAMILY FIRST<\/h3><form action=\"\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/870\" method=\"post\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"1\"\/> Yuh yuh! Me likey!   <br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"2\"\/> Maybe if I got it for free...  <br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"3\"\/>  I wouldn't piss on that if it were on fire\t<br \/><br \/><input type=\"submit\" class=\"merlic_poll_submit\" name=\"submit_poll\" value=\"Vote\" disabled=\"disabled\"\/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"871\" \/><\/form><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not now honey, Daddy&#8217;s getting his tweak on. I&#8217;ll help with your math homework in a little while.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lab"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=870"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/870\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1016,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/870\/revisions\/1016"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}