{"id":815,"date":"2011-10-10T14:54:52","date_gmt":"2011-10-10T19:54:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/?p=815"},"modified":"2011-10-24T10:24:09","modified_gmt":"2011-10-24T15:24:09","slug":"seizures-palace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/2011\/10\/seizures-palace\/","title":{"rendered":"SEIZURES PALACE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/seizurespalace_large.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-297\" title=\"Seizures Palace\" src=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/seizurespalace_large-222x222.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"222\" height=\"222\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/seizurespalace_large-222x222.png 222w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/seizurespalace_large-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/seizurespalace_large-250x250.png 250w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/seizurespalace_large-75x75.png 75w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/seizurespalace_large.png 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 222px) 100vw, 222px\" \/><\/a>Tonight they&#8217;re gonna party like it&#8217;s 1939. Nana, why does it smell like tinkle in here?<div class=\"merlic_poll_container\"><h3>SEIZURES PALACE<\/h3><form action=\"\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\" method=\"post\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"1\"\/> Yuh yuh! Me likey! <br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"2\"\/> Maybe if I got it for free... <br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"3\"\/> I wouldn't piss on that if it were on fire\t<br \/><br \/><input type=\"submit\" class=\"merlic_poll_submit\" name=\"submit_poll\" value=\"Vote\" disabled=\"disabled\"\/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"790\" \/><\/form><\/div><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tonight they&#8217;re gonna party like it&#8217;s 1939. Nana, why does it smell like tinkle in here?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lab"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=815"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":938,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions\/938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}