{"id":693,"date":"2011-11-27T02:49:15","date_gmt":"2011-11-27T08:49:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/?p=693"},"modified":"2012-03-17T15:44:21","modified_gmt":"2012-03-17T20:44:21","slug":"reason-5-to-be-nice-to-fat-chicks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/2011\/11\/reason-5-to-be-nice-to-fat-chicks\/","title":{"rendered":"Reason #5 to be nice to fat chicks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/2011\/11\/reason-5-to-be-nice-to-fat-chicks\/fatty001\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-694\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-694\" src=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/fatty001.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/fatty001.jpeg 200w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/fatty001-191x222.jpg 191w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Sometimes their arms are not long enough to maneuver around the flabalanche and effectively wipe. Being in possession of near constant dingleberries is emotionally painful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes their arms are not long enough to maneuver around the flabalanche and effectively wipe. Being in possession of near constant dingleberries is emotionally painful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sitting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=693"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1103,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/693\/revisions\/1103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}