{"id":373,"date":"2012-02-03T03:06:30","date_gmt":"2012-02-03T09:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.bastardsquirrel.com\/?p=373"},"modified":"2012-03-17T15:22:16","modified_gmt":"2012-03-17T20:22:16","slug":"373","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/2012\/02\/373\/","title":{"rendered":"Deck-ster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear LEO:<\/p>\n<p>I am building a deck for a job I found on craigslist. The only problem is I don&#8217;t know shit about deck building but I really need the money before I go back to school.<\/p>\n<p>~Not a very good carpenter<\/p>\n<p>Dear NOT GOOD:<\/p>\n<p>Simple, tell them that you need half up front to buy materials. Then off you go back to whatever GED prep. school you&#8217;re going back to. If they balk at the idea just tell them &#8220;No check, no deck&#8221; and move along to the next craigslist meathole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear LEO: I am building a deck for a job I found on craigslist. The only problem is I don&#8217;t know shit about deck building but I really need the money before I go back to school. ~Not a very good carpenter Dear NOT GOOD: Simple, tell them that you need half up front to buy materials. Then off you go back to whatever GED prep. school you&#8217;re going back to. If they balk at the idea just tell them &#8220;No check, no deck&#8221; and move along to the next craigslist meathole.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wwld"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=373"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1065,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/373\/revisions\/1065"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}