{"id":772,"date":"2011-10-09T03:22:11","date_gmt":"2011-10-09T08:22:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/?page_id=772"},"modified":"2011-10-10T02:21:47","modified_gmt":"2011-10-10T07:21:47","slug":"laboratory","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/laboratory\/","title":{"rendered":"Laboratory"},"content":{"rendered":"<table width=\"620\" border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"4\" style=\"border-collapse:collapse; border-spacing: 0;margin-left:-40px;\">\n<tr>\n<td width=\"180\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" bgcolor=\"#dad6cb\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/melgibson_large-222x222.png\" width=\"180\"><\/td>\n<td width=\"246\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" bgcolor=\"#dad6cb\">&#8220;Go look after my child you [c-word] whore, I hope she doesn\u2019t turn out like you.&#8221; That says it all. Mel is an ass. Oh wait, he was Mad Max, it\u2019s all cool.  <\/td>\n<td width=\"170\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" bgcolor=\"#dad6cb\"><div class=\"merlic_poll_container\"><h3>MEL GIBSON INSTITUTE<\/h3><form action=\"\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/772\" method=\"post\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"1\"\/> Yuh yuh! Me likey!<br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"2\"\/> Maybe if I got it for free...<br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"3\"\/> I wouldn't piss on that if it were on fire\t<br \/><br \/><input type=\"submit\" class=\"merlic_poll_submit\" name=\"submit_poll\" value=\"Vote\" disabled=\"disabled\"\/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"788\" \/><\/form><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"180\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/surpriseparty_large-222x222.png\" width=\"180\"><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\">I told my parents I had 5 beers last night and they said they were scared for me. Good thing I didn\u2019t tell them about the 6 other beers, 4 Vegas bombs, 2 Sambuca shots, and when I ran out of money I squeezed the bar rag into a glass and drank that.    <\/td>\n<td width=\"170\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><div class=\"merlic_poll_container\"><h3>INTERVENTION PARTY<\/h3><form action=\"\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/772\" method=\"post\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"1\"\/> Yuh yuh! Me likey!<br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"2\"\/> Maybe if I got it for free...<br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"3\"\/> I wouldn't piss on that if it were on fire\t<br \/><br \/><input type=\"submit\" class=\"merlic_poll_submit\" name=\"submit_poll\" value=\"Vote\" disabled=\"disabled\"\/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"789\" \/><\/form><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"180\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" bgcolor=\"#dad6cb\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/seizurespalace_large-222x222.png\" width=\"180\"><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" bgcolor=\"#dad6cb\">Tonight they\u2019re gonna party like it\u2019s 1939. Nana, why does it smell like tinkle in here?    <\/td>\n<td width=\"170\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" bgcolor=\"#dad6cb\"><div class=\"merlic_poll_container\"><h3>SEIZURES PALACE<\/h3><form action=\"\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/772\" method=\"post\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"1\"\/> Yuh yuh! Me likey! <br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"2\"\/> Maybe if I got it for free... <br \/><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"3\"\/> I wouldn't piss on that if it were on fire\t<br \/><br \/><input type=\"submit\" class=\"merlic_poll_submit\" name=\"submit_poll\" value=\"Vote\" disabled=\"disabled\"\/><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"790\" \/><\/form><\/div><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td width=\"180\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/teabagpalin_large-222x222.png\" width=\"180\"><\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\">Pictograms that make references to conservative politics and scrotums satisfy many demographics.    <\/td>\n<td width=\"170\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><div class=\"merlic_poll_container\"><h3>TEABAG PALIN<\/h3><form action=\"\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/772\" method=\"post\"><input type=\"radio\" name=\"merlic_poll_vote\" value=\"1\"\/> Yuh yuh! 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