{"id":568,"date":"2011-08-05T21:31:20","date_gmt":"2011-08-05T21:31:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.bastardsquirrel.com\/?page_id=568"},"modified":"2011-08-05T21:53:30","modified_gmt":"2011-08-05T21:53:30","slug":"editorial-suggestions","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/editorial-suggestions\/","title":{"rendered":"Editorial Suggestions"},"content":{"rendered":"<h5><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-570 alignnone\" title=\"WTFsign\" src=\"http:\/\/dev.bastardsquirrel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/WTFsign1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"393\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/WTFsign1.jpg 437w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/WTFsign1-222x151.jpg 222w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/WTFsign1-250x171.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 393px) 100vw, 393px\" \/><\/h5>\n<h5>DOs: Make sense [see above], make fun of something or somebody, point out hypocrisy and douchebaggery, make clever sexual references, glamorize your party escapades, illuminate random weirdness, make people laugh-snort, or piss them off &#8211; it&#8217;s good eatin&#8217; either way.<\/h5>\n<h5>If you&#8217;re submitting a design idea, tell us the text\/caption and basically explain the intended graphic, if any.<\/h5>\n<h5>If submitting for Hall of Stain, it must be about a specific person who is stainworthy, a\/k\/a a douche. The person need not be famous, in fact we&#8217;d prefer if they aren&#8217;t. You partner, neighbor, roommate, coworker &#8211; all fair game. Change the name if you wish, or don&#8217;t &#8211; your call.<\/h5>\n<h5>DONTs: Don&#8217;t be racist, bigoted, prejudiced, violent, a bully, or cruel to animals. Be a dick, just don&#8217;t be a\u00a0<em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">dick<\/span>.<\/em><\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>DOs: Make sense [see above], make fun of something or somebody, point out hypocrisy and douchebaggery, make clever sexual references, glamorize your party escapades, illuminate random weirdness, make people laugh-snort, or piss them off &#8211; it&#8217;s good eatin&#8217; either way. If you&#8217;re submitting a design idea, tell us the text\/caption and basically explain the intended graphic, if any. If submitting for Hall of Stain, it must be about a specific person who is stainworthy, a\/k\/a a douche. The person need not be famous, in fact we&#8217;d prefer if they aren&#8217;t. You partner, neighbor, roommate, coworker &#8211; all fair game. Change the name if you wish, or don&#8217;t &#8211; your call. DONTs: Don&#8217;t be racist, bigoted, prejudiced, violent, a bully, or cruel to animals. Be a dick, just don&#8217;t be a\u00a0dick.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-568","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/568","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=568"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/568\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":574,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/568\/revisions\/574"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=568"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}