{"id":428,"date":"2012-06-23T12:00:39","date_gmt":"2012-06-23T17:00:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.bastardsquirrel.com\/?page_id=428"},"modified":"2012-06-23T15:54:20","modified_gmt":"2012-06-23T20:54:20","slug":"latest-bsq-big-giveaway","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/latest-bsq-big-giveaway\/","title":{"rendered":"Latest BSq BIG Giveaway"},"content":{"rendered":"

Big Ass BSq Random Giveaway<\/span><\/h2>\n

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Oooh \u2013 please let it be a bag of heads \u2013 yuh, yuh, bag of heads.<\/p>\n

Sorry freaks, it\u2019s definitely NOT going to be medical waste.<\/p>\n

If you were rooting for medical waste though, send us a note. We\u2019ll keep your suggestions in mind for our next giveaway.<\/p>\n

So, here it is \u2013 a mystery bag. It will be less of a bag and more of a padded envelope, but it will have all sorts of gift cards and little and medium sized goodies and gadgets of the electronic and music-type appreciation varieties. Shit people, we\u2019re kind of new in case you haven\u2019t figured this thing out so we don\u2019t know exactly what our fans crave. Good news \u2013 we don\u2019t have many fans just yet so your chances of winning are greater. AND, if you don\u2019t like it, you can send it back and we\u2019ll gladly replace it with A bag of hair and a Justin Bieber CD – aren’t those the same thing?<\/p>\n

Rules of the BSq giveaway: Who knows? Look at the back of a McDonalds contest thingy and just use those rules. You probably need to be 18 and live in the U.S. You have to be on the BSq Free Shit list (the links are all over the website \u2013 go find one of them), but you don\u2019t have to purchase anything. Winner will be randomly drawn on Scott Bakula’s birthday<\/a>.<\/p>\n

And by random, we totally mean whoever bought the most stuff.\u00a0Relax FCC or FTC or BLT or whatever government agency oversees this silliness. We\u2019re kidding. It\u2019s all legit \u2013 we\u2019re putting a bunch of numbered meatballs into a kiddie pool and letting the BSq dog pick the winner.<\/p>\n

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BSq dog<\/p><\/div>\n


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Big Ass BSq Random Giveaway   Oooh \u2013 please let it be a bag of heads \u2013 yuh, yuh, bag of heads. Sorry freaks, it\u2019s definitely NOT going to be medical waste. If you were rooting for medical waste though, send us a note. We\u2019ll keep your suggestions in mind for our next giveaway. So, here it is \u2013 a mystery bag. It will be less of a bag and more of a padded envelope, but it will have all sorts of gift cards and little and medium sized goodies and gadgets of the electronic and music-type appreciation varieties. Shit people, we\u2019re kind of new in case you haven\u2019t figured this thing out so we don\u2019t know exactly what our fans crave. Good news \u2013 we don\u2019t have many fans just yet so your chances of winning are greater. AND, if you don\u2019t like it, you can send it back and we\u2019ll gladly replace it with A bag of hair and a Justin Bieber CD – aren’t those the same thing? Rules of the BSq giveaway: Who knows? Look at the back of a McDonalds contest thingy and just use those rules. You probably need to be 18 and live in the U.S. You have to be on the BSq Free Shit list (the links are all over the website \u2013 go find one of them), but you don\u2019t have to purchase anything. Winner will be randomly drawn on Scott Bakula’s birthday. And by random, we totally mean whoever bought the most stuff.\u00a0Relax FCC or FTC […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-428","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=428"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":514,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/428\/revisions\/514"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}