{"id":391,"date":"2011-07-27T19:08:58","date_gmt":"2011-07-27T19:08:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.bastardsquirrel.com\/?page_id=391"},"modified":"2012-06-23T17:16:51","modified_gmt":"2012-06-23T22:16:51","slug":"bonus","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/bonus\/","title":{"rendered":"Bonus"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #993300;\">BONUS<\/span><\/h2>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">2,000 sold = $1,000<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">5,000 sold = $2,500<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">10,000 sold = $3,500<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">25,000 sold = $5,000<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">&#8211;&gt; Plus random, cool gifts along the way&#8230; not cheap stuff.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">99,999 sold = New Porsche 911 &#8211; yup.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">100,000 sold = BSq pays the taxes on your new 911.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">No, this isn&#8217;t a scam &#8211; it&#8217;s not Amway for cryin&#8217; out loud. We send you a contract from lawyers and everything.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Use your social networking talents, tell your popular friends, go door-to-door, stand naked by the side of the road&#8230; sell that shit and cash in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BONUS 2,000 sold = $1,000 5,000 sold = $2,500 10,000 sold = $3,500 25,000 sold = $5,000 &#8211;&gt; Plus random, cool gifts along the way&#8230; not cheap stuff. 99,999 sold = New Porsche 911 &#8211; yup. 100,000 sold = BSq pays the taxes on your new 911. No, this isn&#8217;t a scam &#8211; it&#8217;s not Amway for cryin&#8217; out loud. We send you a contract from lawyers and everything. Use your social networking talents, tell your popular friends, go door-to-door, stand naked by the side of the road&#8230; sell that shit and cash in.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-391","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/391","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=391"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/391\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":424,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/391\/revisions\/424"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=391"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}