{"id":13,"date":"2011-06-20T19:59:33","date_gmt":"2011-06-20T19:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dev.bastardsquirrel.com\/?page_id=13"},"modified":"2011-09-20T15:49:00","modified_gmt":"2011-09-20T20:49:00","slug":"bsq-team","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/bsq-team\/","title":{"rendered":"BSq Team"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><strong><span style=\"color: #339966;\">Does anyone really give a crap about these bio pages?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">BSq isn&#8217;t in this for made-up fame. You know all those links, just like this, at thousands of unimportant companies? You know the page with about 7 slightly overweight white guys talking about where they went to college, where they worked before landing this super-hot gig, and that along with wife blah-blah-blah and 2 children enjoy their annual trip to Whogivesafuck Ski Resort? By the way, slightly overweight white guy, blah-blah-blah is banging everything with a spinal cord. At this very moment it&#8217;s the pool guy. Yesterday it was chick that does her pedicures. Your wife is a whore.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Anyway, there is one staff member worthy of introduction:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #339966;\"><strong>Leo, BSq Customer Service Liaison<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-thumbnail wp-image-394\" title=\"wwld-leo-ko\" src=\"http:\/\/dev.bastardsquirrel.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/wwld-leo-ko-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/wwld-leo-ko-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/wwld-leo-ko-222x222.png 222w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/wwld-leo-ko-75x75.png 75w, https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/wwld-leo-ko.png 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/>Did you have a problem with a BSq experience, need to return something, have a comment or suggestion, or need something in your personal life resolved? Leo is your guy. Leo is a man of minimal conscience, with scant regard for consequences, who is more fired up than a basket of raging hemorrhoids, but has impeccable follow-through (kind of like the guy in No Country For Old Men, but without the Prince Valiant hairdo). Leo&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s resolution was to get into more fights. Mission accomplished.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does anyone really give a crap about these bio pages? BSq isn&#8217;t in this for made-up fame. You know all those links, just like this, at thousands of unimportant companies? You know the page with about 7 slightly overweight white guys talking about where they went to college, where they worked before landing this super-hot gig, and that along with wife blah-blah-blah and 2 children enjoy their annual trip to Whogivesafuck Ski Resort? By the way, slightly overweight white guy, blah-blah-blah is banging everything with a spinal cord. At this very moment it&#8217;s the pool guy. Yesterday it was chick that does her pedicures. Your wife is a whore. Anyway, there is one staff member worthy of introduction: Leo, BSq Customer Service Liaison Did you have a problem with a BSq experience, need to return something, have a comment or suggestion, or need something in your personal life resolved? Leo is your guy. Leo is a man of minimal conscience, with scant regard for consequences, who is more fired up than a basket of raging hemorrhoids, but has impeccable follow-through (kind of like the guy in No Country For Old Men, but without the Prince Valiant hairdo). Leo&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s resolution was to get into more fights. Mission accomplished. &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-13","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/13\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":750,"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/13\/revisions\/750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bastardsquirrel.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}