Big Ass BSq Random Giveaway

Oooh – please let it be a bag of heads – yuh, yuh, bag of heads.

Sorry freaks, it’s definitely NOT going to be medical waste.

If you were rooting for medical waste though, send us a note. We’ll keep your suggestions in mind for our next giveaway.

So, here it is – a mystery bag. It will be less of a bag and more of a padded envelope, but it will have all sorts of gift cards and little and medium sized goodies and gadgets of the electronic and music-type appreciation varieties. Shit people, we’re kind of new in case you haven’t figured this thing out so we don’t know exactly what our fans crave. Good news – we don’t have many fans just yet so your chances of winning are greater. AND, if you don’t like it, you can send it back and we’ll gladly replace it with A bag of hair and a Justin Bieber CD – aren’t those the same thing?

Rules of the BSq giveaway: Who knows? Look at the back of a McDonalds contest thingy and just use those rules. You probably need to be 18 and live in the U.S. You have to be on the BSq Free Shit list (the links are all over the website – go find one of them), but you don’t have to purchase anything. Winner will be randomly drawn on Scott Bakula’s birthday.

And by random, we totally mean whoever bought the most stuff. Relax FCC or FTC or BLT or whatever government agency oversees this silliness. We’re kidding. It’s all legit – we’re putting a bunch of numbered meatballs into a kiddie pool and letting the BSq dog pick the winner.

BSq dog