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What types of shirts do you have?
Can we pick our own colors?
Do you print on other stuff besides t-shirts?
So, you’re going to maybe give us money for something?
So, you’re maybe gonna give us free shit?
Where can we meet you and have you buy us drinks?
What makes the BSq team so attractive and relevant?
Do you offer affiliate marketing or quantity discounts?
What’s up with advertising in that slide on the homepage?
Free Shipping with certain orders and conditions through Zazzle.
Zazzle’s Coupons apply.
If you haven’t jerked off in it or consumed it, you can return it whenever you want. No time limit. That comes with some exception – if it’s been worn and it’s not defective, as long as it doesn’t look like it was used as a baby diaper or to change your oil (figuratively or literally) we’ll probably take it back too.
Send us an email and we’ll figure something out… It’s the little blue envelope icon on the home page.
What types of shirts do you have?
In most cases.
Do you print on other stuff besides t-shirts?
Yup.
So, you’re going to maybe give us money for something?
That’s what we said – BSq pays you for accepted blog posts and design ideas. Not every idea is accepted of course, but if it is, you may just get a check for your share, every month, courtesy of Bastard Squirrel.
So, you’re maybe gonna give us free shit?
Also true. All you have to do is be on the Bastard Squirrel mailing list. Little stuff is sent randomly and not based on any purchase.
There is also a quarterly giveaway of something bigger – and that goes to just one lucky little rodent out there is the BSq world (also not based on purchases… as far as you know). This quarter it’s a big jar of finger nail clippings and hair we found on ebay. Just kidding – we decided to keep that for ourselves!
Here’s the latest BSq giveaway.
BSq does not sell your info. – frankly we don’t know how.
Where can we meet you and have you buy us drinks?
Orlando, FL
OTown Baby!
Hanging at any of the dive bars between Dr. Phillips – Metro West.
What makes the BSq team so attractive and relevant?
The potential of our being vaulted to positions of fame and prominence and the fact that we can’t wait till tomorrow – because we get better looking every day.
Do you offer affiliate marketing or quantity discounts?
Such tough questions. Send us an email and we’ll figure something out.
What’s up with advertising in that slide on the homepage?
We thought it would be kind of funny…
You get your message in that box for $69 per month. No contracts or commitments. Since we’re new, we have no clue if this is a good deal or a bad one. We know that if you parked your sorry ass in front of your computer for an entire month and never blinked or slept, you’d get to see your message for a total of (at least) 120 hours as of right now. That’s some good rodent value.
And, just in case we ever get popular, if you are one of the first 25 to advertise in that spot, you will be locked in for the same monthly fee for life.