DOs: Make sense [see above], make fun of something or somebody, point out hypocrisy and douchebaggery, make clever sexual references, glamorize your party escapades, illuminate random weirdness, make people laugh-snort, or piss them off – it’s good eatin’ either way.

If you’re submitting a design idea, tell us the text/caption and basically explain the intended graphic, if any.

If submitting for Hall of Stain, it must be about a specific person who is stainworthy, a/k/a a douche. The person need not be famous, in fact we’d prefer if they aren’t. You partner, neighbor, roommate, coworker – all fair game. Change the name if you wish, or don’t – your call.

DONTs: Don’t be racist, bigoted, prejudiced, violent, a bully, or cruel to animals. Be a dick, just don’t be a dick.