Does anyone really give a crap about these bio pages?

BSq isn’t in this for made-up fame. You know all those links, just like this, at thousands of unimportant companies? You know the page with about 7 slightly overweight white guys talking about where they went to college, where they worked before landing this super-hot gig, and that along with wife blah-blah-blah and 2 children enjoy their annual trip to Whogivesafuck Ski Resort? By the way, slightly overweight white guy, blah-blah-blah is banging everything with a spinal cord. At this very moment it’s the pool guy. Yesterday it was chick that does her pedicures. Your wife is a whore.

Anyway, there is one staff member worthy of introduction:

Leo, BSq Customer Service Liaison

Did you have a problem with a BSq experience, need to return something, have a comment or suggestion, or need something in your personal life resolved? Leo is your guy. Leo is a man of minimal conscience, with scant regard for consequences, who is more fired up than a basket of raging hemorrhoids, but has impeccable follow-through (kind of like the guy in No Country For Old Men, but without the Prince Valiant hairdo). Leo’s New Year’s resolution was to get into more fights. Mission accomplished.