From Morning Liquor Chronicles, June 24, 2012, by Happy McPhunster: Song lyrics are odd. Not that they’re odd like “Bend up and smell my anal vapor your face is my toilet paper” from the song Golden Showers by The Mentors.. They’re odd because they are often hard to parse and this difficulty results in making up lyrics that are infinitely less sensical than the intent of the original. Even if the actual lyrics become known – using the interweb thing, or because friends make fun when they hear you singing your moronic song customizations, we often just stick with the make believe words anyway. So, with a clunky segue, here is my list of people and their stupid and wrong made up lyrics: Jeff J (local broke idiot who accepts money at his regular bar for ingesting hideous food concoctions – such as a Tuna and orange sherbet shake): The song Oh, Sherrie by Steve Perry starts off with “You shoulda been gone.”  Not “Cinnamon dough.” If it were Cinnamon dough, it would need to be mixed with egg salad and beets in order for it to be truly meaningful to you.  Sharon F (chick from college who would laugh uncontrollably at the word “pee” and who looked like Fred Flintstone when Fred Flintstone dressed as a woman). The chorus in Good Lovin‘ by the Rascals is not “True love.”It’s in the name of the damn song. Pee. Rich N (my brother and my equal in terms of face-farting while the other party was asleep), you get a special mention for the AC/DC classic being reworked from […]

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Internet Porn
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January 16, 2012

Bastard squirrel himself has tube socks that would shatter into 150 pieces if they fell off the computer desk.

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Maybe if I got it for free...
I wouldn't piss on that if it were on fire

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CHICKEN POT PIE
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November 7, 2011

Ahh, both equally delicious.

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Maybe if I got it for free...
I wouldn't piss on that if it were on fire

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