Bastard Squirrel – A Lifestyle Website
If your lifestyle centers around partying, foolishness, and random shit.

Bastard Squirrel (BSq) has simple roots and a simple concept: Marginally employed, once popular, now disenfranchised dive-bar dwellers want more money. So, we order a round of shots and, of course, decide the key to lifelong financial security and hooking up with 22 year-olds is making obnoxious t-shirts. World, meet Bastard Squirrel.

Another round of shots ordered and Bastard Squirrel underwent its first major revision – considering the whole thing was only 45 seconds old at that, point screw it, Bastard Squirrel rolls like that. The big changes – add obnoxious and semi-sober commentary to the site AND print stuff on things other than t-shirts at some point.

So, we’ve established that the BSq idea-caravan moves faster than Kirstie Alley at a KFC buffet… Welcome to BSq v 3.0: Give away a bunch of stuff at random in order to make friends quickly and haphazardly.

Don’t start quivering with glee just yet all you swag junkies – BSq is not friggin’ Oprah. But once in a while we spring for something better than a stress ball.

Also, since we’re not always magically imaginative, BSq wants your ideas for actual cash. Don’t start pricing Ferraris or hiring nude housekeepers just yet… we’re still not Oprah. We said nude and Oprah in the same sentence – enjoy the visual.

P.S. Sorry, Oprah. Don’t crush us. With your power, that is.